Look! It's my page on the internet! I told them all about this! I told them! I told them there would be one, just like I told them I was going to piss myself yesterday. They didn't listen!

Look at that! There's a fly on the window! One day everyone will be able to fly and will have twenty-two eyes. I saw it, I saw it in a picture-story with Jeff Goldbluum. I love Jeff Goldbluum! Why isn't he here? Why isn't he here, stroking my knee?! He would be good at that.

I watch lots of picture-stories, especially ones with Jeff Goldbluum. He made dinosaurs. People think it wasn't real, that it was just a picture-story, but it was real - because Jeff Goldbluum is a god! He actually has four arms, like the Hindu god Vishnu, but Jeff Goldbluum hides two of his arms inside a specially designed cardigan.
Uncle Johnny

I want to go to the video store! I like those videos that they have with the picture-stories of the ladies with no clothes. I used to live in Paris with some ladies like that, they were pretty, but one of them was really a man.

He was very hairy, and I didn't like that, I didn't like it when he got naked and stroked my knee. He wasn't gentle. He wasn't gentle like Jeff Goldbluum would be.

It's time to go. Star Trek is on soon. I have a MySpace page also. I told them, I told them about that!

It's www.myspace.com/unclejohnnybun

I need the bathroom.