Hello! Hi there! My name is Mrs Bun - as you probably guessed - given that it's written at the top of the page there! I am a travelling entertainer and animal impressionist. Oh yeah!

Now, some of you might be thinking 'Bun is an unusual name - where is that from?'. Well, basically, I went and did a show in Vegas in '76 and got so drunk that I accidentally married a currant bun that I found on the pavement. I divorced it a month later, as it turned out to be a self-obsessed prick. But I decided to keep the name, as I kinda liked it, and it was better than my maiden name, which was 'Dildow'.

I'm originally from Brooklyn, USA, where for a while I worked in a zoo, doing my animal impressions. I spent a season being a lion, but all the raw antelope I had to eat made me kinda sick.

I now live in Thailand with Henry and a little woman who sometimes comes into the bedroom and cleans the mirrors. I don't think we ever asked her to do it - we certainly never pay her - but she doesn't seem to mind. I have a feeling she may be a local simpleton who has no idea what's going on - but I always have shiny mirrors so I'm not going to complain!

Right, I'd better head off. I have a show tonight in the local 'Fun bar'. Apparently I'm supporting a highly-anticipated new act involving a monkey balancing a creampuff on his head.

Anyway, if you're ever in the Thailand area, do come and check out my skills! Oh, and I also have a MySpace page (Yeah! I'm down with the kids!) www.myspace.com/mrsbun

Ok, bye!

Mrs Bun's Entertainment Extravaganza!

I moved over to England in '78, with a man who I can't really remember, as I was drunk pretty much solidly for most of the seventies and early eighties. I do remember that he had some sort of ferret or weasel, but that's about all.

I had my little daughter Jennifer in '82, but to be honest, kids really aren't my thing - I'm more of a Jack Daniels / dancing naked on a table sort of a person. I have no real idea who the father was, as I'm afraid I was taking a variety of mind-altering biscuits at the time (A friend of mine was a specialist in hallucinogenic baking).

But anyway, Jennifer seemed pretty happy playing alone, which suited me fine - and left plenty of time for me to make sexual advances on my current lover, Henry from the library.