Maybee yoo are sumwun from the fyootur who is reeding about mee on yoor sort-of-telly! Hello! Maybee I will bee faymus by now for my hedband collecshun and you will say 'Look its Jennifer Bun the girl who can flye and has lots of hedbands' and then yoo will go and have a nice cup of tee and yoo will smile.

I like don't like cups of tee. My Uncle Johnny puts wisky in them and they taste gon-off.

Here is a list of things that I do like:

1) I like cats. I wont a little cat hoo will bee my frend

2) I like the number fiyve becoz it is easy to count in the fiyve tiymes taybul.

3) I like jelly becoz it is so wibbly wobbly!

4) I like hedbands

5) I like laffing at that man Boris hoo works with the spastics at the bingo hall. He thinks hees good at culluring in but reely he's rubbish!

Ok, that's orl the things I can think ov. O-K. Bye!

Pee-Ess: My Uncle Johnny seys there will be a big pleyce corled My Space. It will bee a bit like Space but not as black. I will hav a peyge there called www.myspace.com/littlejenniferbun

Jennifer Bun, aged sevin and a harf

Hello! My name is Jennifer Bun - I am sevin and a harf! That means that in harf a yeer I will bee ATE years old! Ate yeers is a lot of years, but it's not as many yeers as ten yeers (I can count to THREE HUNDRID wivout stopping! Althow wunce I counted to Three hundrid I did it so kwikly that I was sick)

My uncle Johnny has been aliyve for lots and lots of yeers and sumtimes he forgets things liyke the fact that the toylit is in the bafroom, and not in his weelchair.

This is a page that I am mayking about mee, becoz my Uncle Johnny seys that in the fyootur evryone will reed about uther peepul on a sort of telly. He reeds about the fyootur in books by boring peepul and he wotches Star Treck witch I dont like becoz there are ayliens with silly faces and it is boring.

Wunce my uncle Johnny woz torking to a man at the Pilkington Fair about Star Treck and the man was torking and torking for so long that I thort i was going to dye i was so bored. He kept torking about Captin Jon Luke Pick Hard and how he woz the best captin. But i think the Best Captin is Captin Planet becoz he's a hero, he's gonna take polushun down to zero! I like Captin Planet, he has a nice cape.

I liv with my Uncle Johnny in Pilkington. Pilkington is not a verry good plaice becoz there isn't an Olton Towers liyke there is on the telly. I wish there was an Olton Towers and I would go ther evry day and pley on the rides. Altho I think my Uncle Johnny mite not bee allowd on the rides becoz he is too old and hee sumtimes showts rood words at strangers and sumtimes he delibrutlee runs his weelchair into peepul.

Doo you like my headband? This one is bloo, like the cullur of the wee on the laydees panteeliner adverts.

I hav lots of hedbands in lots of cullurs and one day I will bee on the telly for having the most hedbands out of anywun in the world! The Karatee Kid on the telly wears a hedband when hee is fiyting and then hee flyes throo the air and it is reely good!

Wun day I am going to flye like the Karatee Kid and I will wear all my hedbands and evryone will wont to bee my frend.