Alright? Do you like me website? It's green, like vegetables (apart from tomatoes, there red)

I'm Henriette, the Fruit and Veg Supervisor at Budgens in Pilkington. I love Fruit and I love Veg and I defnitley love being the supervisor off them. In fact, if you arsked me to choose between witch was the best, Fruit or Veg, I woodent be able to tell you! Cos I love them just the same. A bit like children, if I had any. Except fruit and veg is a bit smaller and goes mouldy quicker.

But one thing I cood tell you is wear to get your nails done proper nice - at my house! I do 'em meself, and they look well nice. I did a nail design coarse that I found in 'Playboy' magazine, I do 'em with all sorts of littel pictures and stensils that came free with the magazine.

Some of the stensils are a bit rude though - one set I was going to put on cos I thort they was littel bananas - but when I looked at 'em again I saw they wasn't bananas at all, they was sumfink else!!! (cocks). And I don't mind a cock in me hand but I don't want one on me nails!

Do you like me hare? I did that meself an' all. I'm doing a week-by-week coarse that I found in 'Woman's own' mag (came with free sizzers and everything). This week it teeches you how to cut fringes. Good, innit?

I am lookin for a boyfrend at the moment, so iff their are enny nice boys out their, why not email me henriette@ruthpickett.co.uk

And Ive got a Myspace page an' all: www.myspace.com/henriette_fruitandveg

Altho if your that Don Swindler bloke, please stop sending me those Lienel Richy tapes. You seem like a nice man, but I dont reely need seven copies of his 'Dancing on the sealing' single.

Buy four now!

I coodent reach round the back verry well tho.