Hi everyone! My name is Happy Dog!
That's because I'm a Happy Dog!
I'm so happy! Everything in the world makes me happy! I travel all over the world, meeting all sorts of people, and I am always happy! Sometimes the people I meet are sad, because their friends have died or because they are really fat.
But I just say, 'Don't be sad! Happy Dog is here!' and that definitely helps them.
Happy Dog has a Myspace page! www.myspace.com/happydog_thedog It makes him so happy - there are so many people to meet! I also have my own special collection of Happy Dog books. If you read them, they make you happy! Just like Happy Dog! Why not buy them in a bookstore? Buy them all - then I will make lots of money and I can move to Mauritious and drink cocktails and look at ladies in tiny bikinis.
Happy dog likes ladies in bikinis! They give him a big bone!
Here's a picture of Happy Dog, when he met Depressed Dog. Depressed Dog was so sad. So do you know what Happy Dog did? He read Depressed Dog a poem! It went like this:
Don't be sad, don't be glum
Go and lick a ladies' bum!
And that definitely helped.
It's time for Happy Dog to go now! So much happiness to spread before I head over to the lido to spend time with the ladies. I always get a big bone!
