NOw tHen, tigERs! iT's CRAzy jIm!! WiTH hIs gRaTuitOus uSe oF cApITAL leTTErs in tHe MIDdle of wORds!

Oh, sod it, I can't be bothered, it takes ages. I'm not really crazy, I've just got an unusual hat. There was a time, in the early nineties, when the simple act of wearing a hat was enough to qualify you as 'officially crazy'. I even got a certificate from 'The Madness Society'!

Although, thinking about it, that might have been a membership certificate for that band with Suggs in.

If there are chips at a party, I'll eat them ALL! Isn't that crazy?!!

Although again, I'm not sure whether that makes me 'officially crazy', or just makes me someone who likes chips.

As you may have guessed from my link to the Pilkington Village funsite (well done Boris! It's a great success!), I live in Pilkington, with my PLAstic WIFe!!!

She's not a real wife, she's just a plastic doll. I also accidentally melted her on the oven a few years ago, so really, she's now only half a plastic wife.

Right, I'm off to eat some more CHIPS!!! Why not email me (Crazy Jim) on crazyjim (at) ruthpickett. co. uk