As you probably already know (unless you're not from Pilkington, in which case you should probably PISS OFF!!!) I run crayon colouring classes for the Pilkington's mentally challenged residents (we used to call them Spastics but apparently we can't do that any more).

We have a weekly class on Tuesdays, which - I might remind SOME PEOPLE - is a PROGRESSIVE course that requires REGULAR ATTENDANCE! You can't just show up once a month and expect to be able to draw in three dimensions if you've missed the session on perspective! That means YOU Granny Thetwat! Having said that, some of our Spastics are doing very well indeed, and have been rewarded with a marshmallow treat, and the chance to be in Boris's 'Pics of the Week' section. Do you like that? It's a play-on-words between 'Pictures' and 'Picks'. That's right, I have a GNVQ!

This is a lovely colourful picture by Mrs Jenson called 'God'.

This is an excellent drawing of a monkey that was done a while back by Johnny Bun. I found it in my desk drawer and thought it best to honour his passing with a feature in Boris 'Pics of the Week'. Better than an obituary, eh Johnny?

Right funsters, I'd better make a move.
Watercolour Challenge is on in half an hour and I haven't had my daily Special Brew - I mean, cup of tea, yet.

Don't forget, you can email me on bingoboris (at) ruthpickett. co. uk - if you have any queries about attending one of my classes or workshops, or even if you're just a bit lonely and you want someone to talk to (Only joking! I won't reply you friendless freak!).

See you later.

This one is a self portrait by Mr Hopkins. We're not sure whether that bit on the left is an arm or an erection, but it's a good effort all the same.
Well done Mr Hopkins!

Boris's 'Pics of the Week'
Bingo Boris's funsite!!!!!

Well now funsters! If it isn't your old friend Boris, with his THRILLING online website web-page! That's right, not only did I set up the Pilkington Village Funsite (your no 1 source for all things PILKINGTON) I've got my very own website web-page, and even my own MySpace page! It's www.myspace.com/bingoboris I wanted to just call it 'boris' but some stupid man had already taken it. I bet he can't colour in with 4 different crayons at once! I can! I'm the crayon champion!