Tequila! Pedro loves tequila, it is his best friend, apart from the dancing and el coger (the dirty). See the bottle, it has a hat like Pedro! Pedro loves the hats, he makes beautiful dreams about them. One time I dream that I work in the hat shop, it is so beautiful!
Pedro is also living on MySpace. Look at him! www.myspace.com/beardedsombreroman
I leave now.
Yes! My friends! I am Pedro, singing dancing star of 'El Bailar y el Coger" (The Dance and the Dirty). I sing! I dance! "Come and dance with me, pretty lady! See my hat! It is big! Lovely hat! Lovely hat! Better than a wig".
Look at my spiky plant friend. He is living with me, in Mexico! But one time, I sit on my sofa, and instead of the comfortable cushion there is the spiky plant friend! Oh no! My bottom does not like this, he cries with pain.
But Pedro Sombrero, he is very tough, and his bottom recovers very fast. Pedro needs his bottom looking good in the films. Sometimes you can see Pedro's bottom, smiling at the ladies.
Yes! You must see the dance that Pedro Sombrero does! It is a good dance, fast and wiggling, like making the love with the ladies.
Soon I am making more films - they are the Spanish making of the English film, Soon Pedro will be starring with Jennifer Lopez in "EL Chronico De Riddick". Pedro is playing the singing dancing Riddick man! I make the love with Jennifer Lopez, but her bottom is so big, it is much bigger than Pedro's bottom! I laugh so much at it the first time I see it, and Jennifer Lopez makes a big tantrum. She gets so upset that she does a big fart by accident! I laugh so much, I almost make the wee.
