It's a dog's life
Aha! Hello there! I am Rambo, the hilarious dog! See my hat. I am here with a super new guide to being a dog. Maybe you don't know much about us dogs and what we do, and you're desperate to find out more, or maybe you would just like to try and become more like a dog. Either way, now you can improve your life with my super new feature, 'It's a dog's life'.
So. What, you might ask, do dogs get up to when they're not eating delicious pedigree chum or gadding about the countryside? Well, there are lots of things. And I'm going to tell you what they are. Yes I am.
That's all I can think of for now. But if you think I'm hilarious (and let's face it, I am. I have a hilarious green necktie) Click on the above picture to find out even more about me! Woof!