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NEW! News in Brief - January 05
26th January 2005: George Bush announces obligatory Flag Hats for all US citizens
1st December 2004: Britney Spears' face replaced by ferret
8th August 2004: Desperate men who date sports equipment
22nd July 2004: "Ikea duvets are so soft" claims happy monkey
6th July 2004: Glastonbury Festival a disappointment
17th Oct 2002: News report of the week
24th Oct 2002: Film of the week