Hello, my name is Neil. I study maths at Cambridge university. I hate Cambridge, because there are 'other people' there. When I finish university I am going to live as far away from 'other people' as possible.
If you live in Cambridge, you probably won’t know me, because I don’t usually come out of my room, except to go to supervisions. I hate people that go to the bar and drink ‘beer’ and ‘alcohol’. They always come and piss in my doorway when they are ‘drunk’, and I hate them.
I don’t have any friends. I don’t need friends, because I have Bonsai Warriors for the X-Box. I am always a Red Bonsai Warrior, because red is the colour of hate. You can email me on ruth (at) ruthpickett. co. uk, but I'll probably just send you hate mail.
If you have to, you can read the articles I have written. But you probably won't understand them. I hate you.
28th Nov 2002: Happy Neil's Christmas Spirit
6th October 2003: Happy Neil's start of term
13th October 2003: Happy Neil gets busy
8th December 2003: Happy Neil's end of term
20th February 2004: Happy Neil deals with stress