Yo! We are hot new garage act, Firin' Squad. I am Jo-nEE (in da cool shades) an' me bro-man is Arthur, on da left there. I fink he should be called 'Arf', 'cos Arthur is, like, not a very street-cool name, but Arthur says his mum would tell 'im off if he changed 'is name. You should write sumfink now, Arf.
Hello I'm Arthur. I hope you're having a nice day.
Yeah, cool. So, like welcum 2 are website!!!
You don't spell 'our' like that, Jonathan.
Yo, like, Shut up, man! I spell how i LIke! Like. N-E-way, welcum 2 the firin' squad site!!! we r hopin' 2 get loads off are songs put up here soon, but weev only done 1 so far, cos arf is being a pain
Look, I have to finish my science project before I'm allowed to do any extra-curricular things on the computer
So anyway, we is goin' to
It's 'we are going to'
alright, man, keep your trouser-pants on! n-e way, we are goin' to tell u all a bit about us an' what we do, an' why we are so street-cool!!! An check out are song that we 'av recorded. yeah!! Wicked jungle is massiv.