Caroline's beauty tips
Well hi. Lovely to be here. My name is Caroline. I live in Ilkley, a lovely town in Yorkshire. It's the fourth most expensive small town in Britain, you know. And of course, it's not as exclusive as somewhere like Kensington, but the air is so much cleaner, darlings - it's much better for your skin, you know. And of course it's common knowledge that it's better to kill yourself than have bad skin.
Well, anyway, I'd better get on. I have to get my nails done at 2, I haven't had them done for a week, they're in a right state. I normally wouldn't leave it so long, but I've been so busy lunching I simply haven't had the time. You know how it is. So - I've been drafted in to help those of you out there who are - how do I put it - beautifully challenged (or 'ugly little scraggers' as I prefer to call you). My job is to give you advice on how to keep your body looking tip-top, just like mine. Although of course, you'll probably never look as good as me. I have money. Good luck!
Oh, and don't forget, if your face looks like a dog's dinner, drop me a line on ruth (at) ruthpickett. co. uk and I'll see what I can do.
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